You might be a Boot Babe...

Thank you Jeff Foxworthy for being my inspiration and thank you to the Boot Babes for filling in the punchlines.

Here we go!

If you have ever went to the Boot Babe group in the middle of the night on your phone from bed...You might be a Boot Babe.

If you have ever had two or more pair of boots come in a day...You might be a Boot Babe.

If your mail/UPS/FedEx driver knows you by the boots you buy...You might be a Boot Babe.

If you feel obligated to buy gifts or bake for your delivery drivers throughout the year because they bring you so many boot boxes...You might be a Boot Babe.

If you check the Boot Babe group before and during work...You might be a Boot Babe.

If you pick your outfit based on the boots you want to wear...You might be a Boot Babe.

If you have contemplated making the guestroom a boot closet...You might be a Boot Babe.

If you have your boots delivered to work so no one at home knows you adopted a new pair...You might be a Boot Babe.

If you look forward to the weekend so you can wear two or three pairs of boots throughout the day...You might be a Boot Babe.

If you have more boot selfies than face selfies...You might be a Boot Babe.

If you have worn nothing but your boots to make up for buying a new pair...You might be a Boot Babe.

If your husband (or your sensible self)  has placed you in Boot Jail...You might be a Boot Babe. 

If you have the same pair of boots in more than one color because of course they are different enough...You might be a Boot Babe. 

If you have put your boots on layaway...You might be a Boot Babe. 

If you split up your payments on two or three cards...You might be a Boot Babe. 

If you have contemplated building a house from your boot boxes...You might be a Boot Babe. 

If your family knows that if you can't wear your boots that you ain't goin'...You might be a Boot Babe. 

If you have church boots, work boots, dress boots, playing in the mud boots...You might be a Boot Babe. 

If Pinterest shows you nothing but boot related pins...You might be a Boot Babe. 

If your friends know you can't leave until you get your packages of boots for the day delivered...You might be a Boot Babe. 

If you accessorize your boots (Boot Belts, Boot Rugs, Boot Garters, Boot Anklets)...You might be a Boot Babe. 

If you know you will be eatin' bolonga and noodles because you needed new boots...You might be a Boot Babe. 

If you tingle and get itchy fingers when you hear the words "sample sale"...You might be a Boot Babe. 

If your online boot friends become closer to you than your other friends...You might be a Boot Babe.

If you KNOW that you love your boots no matter what anyone says and you know and love the joy they bring to your life, then Honey, YOU ARE A BOOT BABE!